Important French Phrases From Friend Freddie

Once we entertained ourselves in the car with all the varieties of con. The sale con (bastard), pauvre con (pathetic slob) vieux con (old fart) jeune con (young fool) petit con (petty asshole), grand con, (pompous ass), espece de con (f*@king asshole)… and then there’s the connard, the connasse, the connerie… I am sure I am missing a few.

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